God help us...

Chuck Norris wants to run for President of Texas, should the state ever secede from the Union.

Here's the link to CNN's Political Ticker entry:
Chuck Norris for President...of Texas

See, this is why I'm moving in 5 months.  Okay, wait, no...I need to qualify that statement.  I am leaving the state, but not because I don't love it.  I do, it's my home.  There are a few inflammatory comments on that ticker entry (probably from some of my fellow Democrats) that, as a native Texan, I find quite offensive.  Quit stereotyping Texans, you A-holes!!!  We're not all like Chuck Norris.

I hate stupid people.  Message to Chuck:  Stop making Texans look like idiots.

ETA:  Happy, happy birthday to Flippet!  YAY!  I hope you have a fabulous day, my friend!