Chuck Norris wants to run for President of Texas, should the state ever secede from the Union.
Here's the link to CNN's Political Ticker entry:
Chuck Norris for President...of Texas
See, this is why I'm moving in 5 months. Okay, wait, no...I need to qualify that statement. I am leaving the state, but not because I don't love it. I do, it's my home. There are a few inflammatory comments on that ticker entry (probably from some of my fellow Democrats) that, as a native Texan, I find quite offensive. Quit stereotyping Texans, you A-holes!!! We're not all like Chuck Norris.
I hate stupid people. Message to Chuck: Stop making Texans look like idiots.
ETA: Happy, happy birthday to Flippet! YAY! I hope you have a fabulous day, my friend!