Bush remembered for not-so-smooth talk (from AP via CBS News)
I don't know why, but this one made me laugh really hard:
"The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." --May 27, 2008, Mesa, AZ
Want more? Jacob Weisberg has compiled an extensive collection of Bushisms over at Slate: The Complete Bushisms
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