October 22nd, 2008

Obama fist bump

Tempting the wrath...

“Don’t underestimate the capacity of Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Don’t underestimate our ability to screw it up.”  -- Barack Obama, Thursday, October 16, 2008

You must read this article from Politico columnist Roger Simon, because it is hilarious (also very true):
"Obama has a money problem. And you know what it is? He might run out of time to spend all the money he has! Election Day might come and go before Obama can spend the $5 million a day he is now raising. (If this does happen, I suggest he borrow a page from Oprah and buy everyone in America a Pontiac. Just as a gesture.)"

This part is funny, too:
"And rumors are now flying that McCain has proof that when Obama was in the second grade he once ate paste."
You know what this reminded me of, right? 

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