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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I pushed tomfoolery815 in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I gave kaprin02 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for olsonm_raymond (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (218 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
13_pines

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tomfoolery815
Dec. 10th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
If you'll pay me back for the dry cleaning, I can put in a good word with Santa. :-)
13_pines
Dec. 10th, 2008 03:38 am (UTC)
Gee, thanks, you're real pal! Sorry about the mud thing...it was an accident, I swear! ;-)
olsonm_raymond
Dec. 10th, 2008 04:20 am (UTC)
I'm confused. I'm sure you did me a good deed. ;-)
13_pines
Dec. 10th, 2008 04:54 am (UTC)
LOL! I'm sure I did...but I think it also makes me an enabler!
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